The Burn Book
Moderated & approved entries only — we are mean but have standards.
📓 Psst
There's a real burn book floating around — physical, old-school, full of blank pages. Got big feelings? You let it out, honey, put it in the book. You don't need to be able to draw. Words hurt just as much as pictures.
🔥 Hottest Burns
Are votes rigged? Maybe!? Cheese fries for the winner! 🧀🍟
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